Ding-a-Ling

I don't think Santa is going to make a stop at Tiffany's this Christmas (AGAIN!) so I'm on my own

with the holiday bling.

 I bought a neck wire at Joann's and a couple of containers of jingle bells at Michaels. The neck wires can be hard to find but some with doodads already on them can be had for a pittance at accessory shops and department stores. Just remove the doodad and you're in business.

String the bells onto the wire (I only used 50 bells or not quite one container) and off you go, jingling all the way. Just don't think you can sneak up on anyone.