I'm hoping you have the same weird sense of humor that I do.
Draw an "L" in the middle of the circle, then cross it with a 1 1/2" line as pictured above. Paint the line and border in red and the "L" in green. You may need to touch up the center in white.
You can place this in the center of a large wreath or use it in it's minimalist form as I have.
Do you get the joke?