Monday

Oops

Here's a hysterical April Fool's Day joke that can be made in minutes from things you probably already own.

Materials:
glass (dollar store frame or pyrex dish)
Pam kitchen spray
window cleaner
old pen
hot glue
black acrylic paint

Tools:
hot glue gun
heat gun (optional)
scissors (optional)
paint brush

Spray the glass with Pam. Squeeze hot glue onto the glass. If you don't like the shape, heat the blob with a heat gun to smooth it out. Position the pen and glue it down with more hot glue. Add a drop of glue at the opening of the pen.

When the blob cools, peal it off the glass. Cut off any extra glue that doesn't look like a spill. Spray the blob with window cleaner to remove the Pam. Paint with black acrylic paint. This may need 2 coats.

Leave in a prominent place and listen to the screams of horror.

Floral Pincushion

I love to find old silver plated containers; small Paul Revere bowls, creamers or even candle sticks and turn them into pin cushions. I was lucky to find this silver basket which is perfect for an Easter gift.

Materials
small silver plated container
1" wired ribbon
polyester green ribbon
green velvet
wool sweater
pearls (optional)

Tools
scissors
candle or lighter
needle and thread
hot glue gun



Cut a 4" to 8" piece of wired ribbon. Place the cut ends about 1/16" from the flame of a candle or lighter. The flame will melt the ends so that they won't fray. Gather the ribbon tightly on one of the wires. Fold one end over in a diagonal and spiral the ribbon.
Fold the other end into a diagonal and catch all of the gathers by wrapping with the wires. You should have a flower that looks like this.

Cut a leaf shape from the green ribbon and seal the edges with the flame just like the flowers. Pleat the blunt end and secure with hot glue.

Cut a shape larger than your container. (I only had a small piece of velvet so I pieced another fabric around it knowing that it wouldn't show in the finished project)

Sew a loose running stitch around the perimeter of the fabric. Felt an old wool sweater (it must be wool) in a washing machine with hot water, then dry in a dryer. (I cut off one sleeve and rolled it into a tight ball shape) Place it inside the fabric and pull the thread to gather. Sew back and forth from side to side to capture all of the wool.

Glue the velvet and wool shape into the container. I used hot glue, but a silicone glue probably would have been better. Hot glue the flowers around the edge and tuck the leaves in between. You may thread pearls onto straight pins and stick into the flowers centers for a a little bit of glamor.

This might even persuade me to do that mending I've been putting off.

Egg on Your Face

Well maybe not egg on your face - around your face. And maybe not egg but egg shells. What I do to justify a clever title. Well maybe not that clever......

A craft revisited. I first used this idea here. Colored egg shells are used this time to enhance a frame.

Materials:
eggs
food coloring
vinegar
picture frame
black paint
white glue
clear nail polish

Tools:
paint brush
wooden skewers

Dye your eggs with a mixture of food coloring and vinegar. Peel the eggs and remove the membrane. Separate the colors. An empty egg carton is good for this.


Paint a frame with a wide flat surface, black. Allow to dry.
Paint an area with glue, about 1" square on the frame. Place a piece of shell on the glue and press down with a wooden skewer. The shell will crack. Reposition pieces of the shell with the skewer if you need to. Repeat until the frame is covered.

Fill in any large gaps with scraps of shell.

Seal the frame with clear nail polish. Place a picture of your favorite screaming baby in the frame and display for all to see especially those with perfect children or none at all.

A Rainbow for a Pot of Gold

In order to find a pot of gold, you need a rainbow. I'll show you how to make one in Photoshop.

Go to FILE>NEW>BLANK DOCUMENT. Make an 8x10" document. In the layers pallet, choose a new layer which will be transparent. Discard the background layer.

Open the gradient tool and choose the "transparent rainbow"(second from the last in the flyout option). Choose the first configuration which is to the left of "edit" in the options bar.

Drag a small vertical line.

Go to FILTERS>DISTORT>POLAR COORDINATES>RECTANGULAR TO POLAR.

Hit "Okay" and an oval will appear.

Use the move tool to enlarge the oval and make into a circle.

Use the marquee tool to select 1/4 of the circle. Go to EDIT>COPY>PASTE. Discard the whole circle layer.
Go to FILTERS>BLUR>GAUSSIAN BLUR to blur the rainbow.

Use the move tool to drag the rainbow to another photo. Resize the rainbow and move it to the correct spot in the picture. Use the opacity slider in the layers pallet to make it more natural looking.

The pot of gold is up to you.

oops... I Googled "rainbow images" and found that rainbows are yellow on the outside and purple on the inside. I did just the opposite. The way to correct this is to drag your small vertical line "up" rather than down. (as shown in the 3rd step of this tutorial) Do as I say, not as I do. (OMG, I'm turning into my mother)

Typing Lesson

People ask me where I get my ideas. Honestly, I don't know. Well, that's not completely true as I keep my eyes open all of the time. I browse the web, look at catalogs, gift shops and the ever dwindling supply of magazines. I tweak each idea and try to make it my own.

Here is something fun.

Pottery Barn has this piece of art, now on sale for $300. Susie Harris has knocked it off. Go here to see how she did it.

I opened my Ballard Designs catalog and saw this - individual typewriter keys used to create words. Too cool! An idea is born.


Materials
wooden disks
black paint
white acrylic paint
pencil
ball point pen
white paint pen - fine tip
permanent black marker
silver leaf permanent marker
brown shoe polish

Tools
bottle cap


Download this Times alphabet here and print. You may wish to enlarge it to fit your circles.

I got my wooden circles here. They are leftovers from a wind chime factory. Go if you are in the New York area as they don't mail but call first to see if the disks are in stock. (they have tons of other stuff too) Wooden disks are available at any craft store or cut them out of chipboard with one of those circle cutters.


Paint the disks black. When dry, place the tip of the silver marker on the front edge of the disk so that part of the tip is on the front and the rest is on the edge. Draw around the rim. You should have a thin silver line showing on the front of the disk. Fill in the rest of the outside edge with silver.

Dip your bottle cap (or any other circular object a bit smaller than the disk), in white acrylic paint. Press it on the front. The idea is not to have a perfect impression, rather a spotty one. Look at the Pottery Barn plaque for inspiration. I can usually get two impressions from one dipping.

Cut out the individual letters leaving 1/8" around the print; this helps to center them on the disk. Scribble pencil on the back then turn over and place in the center of the disk. Trace over the letter with a ball point pen. The pencil should have transferred onto the disk.

Carefully color in the tracing with your white paint marker. Elmer's and Krylon make these and they are usually found in paint departments. If you make a mistake, allow it to dry, then repair with a black permanent marker.

Apply brown shoe polish when all has dried. Let sit for a few minutes then buff off.

Hang as is or use to create pithy sayings. You might even tie them onto packages. You can have the last word on this (and spell it too).
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